To everyone I have decieved, I’m sorry.
After talking it over with my family, we’ve decided to stop living a lie. Actually, we have to, because Johanna is taking our kids downtown to panhandle three days a week, and we’ve started seeing people we know.
I work in a cubicle in Gresham, a suburb of Portland. We live in my aunt’s barn.
I work for Comcast. They have me responding customer service emails, which takes less time than they require me to spend in this little cube. This has given me plenty of time to create the ‘tropical Caelan‘ you are used to seeing online.
Every day, I imagine myself back in tropical paradise. I thought, if I created this online persona that was living in Costa Rica, and everyone else believed it, then the Law of Attraction would magically manifest this amazing life, and I could finally get out of this cubicle.
But, that’s not my fate. I’m finally accepting the fact that I live in a cold, rainy place, and I’m never getting out.